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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 08:18
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They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Netflix’s Buzzy New Doc About an Infamous Tragedy Shows It’s Just the Beginning - Slate Magazine
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Chrysler Is 100 Years Old, and It's 'Back On,' Stellantis Design Boss Gilles Says - Road & Track
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Human minds see what we "expect" to see, not what we actually see - Earth.com
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Accidental discovery at New York planetarium unlocks secret into universe’s inner workings - PBS
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Kentucky Downs No. 11 Tigers 16-4 in Clemson Regional - Clemson Tigers
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
The Club World Cup is finally up and running — and soccer may never be the same - AP News
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Chevy Corvette Looking To Steal Mustang GTD Nurburgring Record: Report - The Drive
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Mission Control: Eye of the Storm - NASA (.gov)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Still no good.